| The Truth About Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan is not the teeny bopper we thought her to be. In fact Myself and the team at air traffic control New York uncovered a huge conspiracy.While we were searching for Lindsay Lohan on Google, we stumbled across a photo of her head and not her breasts. We already knew something fishy was going on, so we zoomed into the photo. We'd never noticed it before, but Lindsay Lohan has a huge forehead.I soon gathered everyone away from their monitors to share this astonishing discovery with them. They may have caused a few plane crashes and a couple of electrical fires but what we soon divulged was far more important.We soon noticed a small dot on her forehead, it seemed to have been concealed under mascara. We zoomed in a bit more and noticed it was a minuscule crater in her forehead. So we hired Conspiracy Theorist David Hasselhoff to investigate further.It turns out that Lindsay Lohans forehead isn't a forehead after all, she is actually an alien from Alpha Centauri and her forehead is a nest for the evil worm that lives inside it.
The latest beauty-related techniques, straight from Brazil
And surgeons there are known to be among the most cutting-edge, especially for breast, belly and buttocks procedures. Celebrities and Miss Brazil contestants openly discuss their liposuction and facelifts. And silicone breast implants, which were voluntarily taken off the market by implant manufacturers in the United States in 1992 and approved in November 2006, have been available in Brazil since 1993. Here is a sampling of the latest techniques from our friends to the south. The internal bra First developed in Brazil in 1988, the internal bra is fast becoming one of the most popular smaller-scar surgeries. Doctors resculpt a woman's existing glandular tissue and place a special mesh above the tissue and below the skin to hold the delicate structure in place, supporting the breast as if permanently lifted by a bra.
As the Barometer Drops, Plastic Surgery Rises
LOS ANGELES – January 22, 2007 – There is an unmistakable cold front on the horizon. Surprisingly, some areas of Los Angeles were doused with snow yesterday, almost a metaphor that “eminent change is in the air". In addition to climate, one such obvious global change is the mindset that people do not want to get older. The days may pass at light-speed as we age, but we reluctantly allow that to happen to our appearance. We see men and women who would otherwise be ‘letting go of their rope', who now want to tie a knot at the end, and hold on. While the snow may quickly melt away, don't except the same trends for cosmetic surgery. In fact, this multi-billion dollar industry remains strong and thriving. Interestingly, one would think that after such daunting events as 911, or the fact that we are at war, would be enough to discourage people to think about themselves.
Looker : filmcritic.com Movie Review
You gotta love technology. Without technology and the naturally amoral things it does, we'd have no villains in the movies. I mean what's more frightening than extreme rationality? Clones? Oh my! Circuit boards and vacuum tubes? Yikes! According to Michael Crichton's early flick Looker, technology -- in particular, television -- holds us fast in its undeniable sway and there is very little we can do to escape its cold grasp. I guess that's the point in Looker, though it's still a bit unclear.
Albert Finney is a popular plastic surgeon and business is great. Thing is, some of his models start turning up dead and, naturally, there's a conspiracy afoot. One that involves digitized people, high-tech guns (the Lookers of the title or Light Ocular Oriented Kinetic Energetic Responsers), and big business.
Taking a load off men
For Nikunj Mallik (23, name changed), a job at the Chicago head office of a leading management consultancy firm was a dream come true. But an embarrassment dampened his spirits: the womanly breasts he had since he was 16. So, a few months before he emigrated, he went to Sir Ganga Ram Hospital for breast-reduction surgery."Because of the enlarged breasts, the man was too embarrassed to go swimming, gymming or even wear T-shirts," says plastic surgeon SSSaha, who has performed many such surgeries. These days, there is one man for every two women desperate for breast reduction. "About 30 per cent of young men have the problem of enlarged mammary glands, or gynaecomastia," says cosmetic surgeon Vivek Kumar. "But it's only now that an increasing number of them are turning up for breast-reduction surgery," he adds.
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